You'd better run

BONJOUR.

My name is Justine. I am from France and I am really bad at introducing myself.

Falling back into old habits.

Vegan.

Neutral pronouns please

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via lokahsamastahsukhinobhavantu)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via bitterassfandom)

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

(via by-tea-i-mean-hot-lesbian-sex)

python56:

coleblechle:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

python55:

python54:

python53:

python52:

B2

G9

I22

N42

O28

OK BINGO !

sir please read your card back to me

B2, G9, I22, N42, O28

ok yea that’s it please come up and collect the Autumn Harvest Quilt, the perfect companion on your front porch this fall

hey do we have to clear our cards?

yes CLEAR YOUR CARDS

(Source: , via bitterassfandom)

whycantirap:

when your friends talk about sexual experiences and you’re just like 

image

(via brititsh)

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

(via therealbarbielifts)

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via pizza)

1st day of crossdressing…

Me every time I eat:

this is why I'm fat

Concerned mom:

Please stop posting pro-ana material. My daughter has stumbled upon it and it's affecting her well-being.

Pro-anas:

Why? Other people do it. Other people do it all the time! If I stop, that doesn't mean your daughter won't stumble upon it elsewhere? Why do I have to stop?

Concerned mom:

Because this isn't ABOUT you? This is about the people your blog may harm? After all, change can start with one person?

Pro-ana:

This isn't MY fault, this is YOUR fault. Monitor what your child looks at online!

Concerned mom:

But that's the thing. She was browsing a safe website and stumbled upon your content by accident. It's very easy to find pro-ana related contented without meaning to.

Pro-ana:

LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. I ONLY CARE ABOUT MYSELF AND IT'S NOT MY ISSUE IF YOUR DAUGHTER IS HARMED BY MY BLOG CONTENT. GO WHINE ABOUT ISSUES THAT ACTUALLY MATTER, LIKE GLOBAL WARMING!

Concerned mom:

But this issue DOES matter? It's my daughter's health and safety, and she is the most important thing in my life.

Pro-ana:

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, THIS IS MY LIFE.